I Can Quit Any Time...

Just began a book on tape by Charlotte Bronte titled, Emma Brown.
No worries. I don't have a problem. Maybe I just like the name "Emma". I can quit anytime.
p.s. Some Mermaid is wearing my glasses after our trip to the ocean last week. If anyone should see her, I have the Magic Clips that go with them.

Ocean Bound

Got sunscreen, towels, snacks and a new paperback novel to read. Taking my fam to the beach. Life is good.

A Little Diddy (to the tune of Brother John)

Hot Flash, Nausea
Hot Flash, Nausea
Hip out of whack
Hip out of whack
Knees are really aching
Tummy is a aching
I'm alive
I'm alive

Just Minding My Own Bidness

So, like, I am just sittin in my car, minding my own bidness, when I happen to look at the light pole next to my car. Someone has put a bumper sticker on it that reads:
"Not Circumcised? Lucky Stiff!" Then in small print, www.whack-a-mohel.com
Couldn't help it, had to go check it out. Apparently, this is a legit site. Just in case you are bored and want to check it out too. (as an aside...remember that arcade game "Whack a Mole?" My mom used to love to whack those moles when they popped up. Guess she was getting her frustrations out.) Can just anyone put bumper stickers on poles? Where are the pole police?